| dogsolitude_v2 ( @ 2008-06-16 19:22:00 |
| Entry tags: | civlib |
Magna Carta
793 years ago yesterday, in Runnymede, King John was shoved on a boat until he signed the Magna Carta. Well, not quite. The document was sealed rather than signed, and the boat may have been apocryphal.
Clause 29 had this bit in it:
XXIX. NO Freeman shall be taken or imprisoned, or be disseised of his Freehold, or Liberties, or free Customs, or be outlawed, or exiled, or any other wise destroyed; nor will We not pass upon him, nor condemn him, but by lawful judgment of his Peers, or by the Law of the Land.
This was a bit of a first, as up 'til then you could be imprisoned without charge and put on trial without jury. In effect, the State could do pretty much what it like with you, peon. There was some other stuff in there, some of which is a bit strange today, but the quotation above is the main bit which civil libertarians were talking about when the 42-day detention periuod was brought in (thanks to some vote-buying).
The Magna Carta is now being used as toilet paper in Downing Street. A spokesman for Gordon Brown said that it's unique absorbent qualities made for a superior user-experience which surpassed rivals Andrex and the one made by those bears.
In other news, Ireland actually got a referendum on the EU treaty amendments (unlike us). They've voted 'no', so we can now watch Eurocrats in Brussels try to find some way of worming it through anyway.